the pictures in his mind arose and began to breathe
Your name is DAVE. You are a 21-year-old displaced MIDWESTERNER living in MAINE. You like HOMESTUCK, among other things, and you are an ASPIRING WRITER and POSSIBLE POLITICIAN.
Things are a little confusing for you right now, but that doesn't mean you bite when people contact you.
Among your many FAULTS, chief among them is crippling GENERAL SOCIAL ANXIETY, a condition you have suffered from since you were very young. You also have SCARS INSIDE YOUR LUNGS, which contribute to your MULTITUDE OF BREATHING PROBLEMS.
Despite all that, you like to think you're a FAIRLY WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON. You enjoy COSPLAYING, and you attend several CONVENTIONS during the year. Your next one is ANIME BOSTON, in April. Of the conventions you attend, you help staff for ANIME NEBRASKON, typically with their TOP-NOTCH SECURITY TEAM, although you've also tried your hand at THE BEAGLES, also known as Mobile Information.
You quite enjoy getting messages in your in-box, anonymous or not, and you like to give advice, which is the point of this blurb: To encourage people to approach you, because approaching others first is not something you take on lightly.
What will you do?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
YOU WOULD FIND ART OF A FUCKING WEREMOOSE.